Sad Libs: A handy way to mourn the end of Blockbuster

The end approacheth. In November, Blockbuster announced it would close all but about 50 stores by "early January 2014," which is now. Retailer Loehmann's filed for bankruptcy, and the White Flint Mall is rumored to be closing -- just like Borders closed and Filene's Basement closed, and just like Radio Shack stores seem to be perpetually closing, mall by mall, circuit board by circuit board. Everything's closing. Beloved haunts of suburban youth, fading into memory. Beloved bland superstores, pa...